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I had my new Yellow Pages delivered last week.

• First thing I noticed, it now covers a third area, along with the previous two.
• Second thing I noticed, the book is only two thirds as thick as the previous book.

How did they do it, I asked myself?

• Third thing I noticed, the print is now so small that it hurts my eyes to read, even with my bifocals on.

They may as well stop delivering it to me, for all the use it will be. My fingers may be able to do the walking for me, but who will do the reading?
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